Friday, February 27, 2009

The Pilgrimage

The Towel Boy is set to embark on a long journey of self discovery and enlightenment...a pilgrimage of sorts.

To borrow from Wikipedia:

In religion and spirituality, a pilgrimage is a long journey or search of great
moral significance. Sometimes, it is a journey to a sacred place or shrine of
importance to a person's beliefs and faith. Members of many major religions
participate in pilgrimages. A person who makes such a journey is called a

Pilgrims? HA! How bout "suckers"! At least that's how I feel driving a couple of hours to plop my ass down in a solid gold encrusted seat in the lower bowl of RX1 tomorrow night.

Truth be told, I got free tix and dinner off a salesperson I do business with and if it wasn't for that...there's no WAY I'd make the journey to Edmonton. There's no way in hell i'd be crossing the frozen tundra of Alberta to see this shitanus™ team limp into their own building and pretend to play hockey.

I'm mad as hell and I'm gonna be sitting in section 121 to let the people around me know it.

The Oilers better fucking show up...cuz I am.

Angrily yours,

Towel Boy ver. 2.105


  1. Towel Boy...
    You going in your Secret Identity ?

    I ask, because if the Oil start to lose, and you are in your T.B. spandex, you could have your whole section, begging for towels (see: cry towel)you better load up the utility belt.

    I have to admit I am still pulling for the boys..
    But as Sat night is a 4 Point game, On home ice, and on HNIC, I think I see the Oil dropping
    this one.


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