Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I'm coming for you...



A few weeks ago a certain founding member of Oilersnation.com that goes by the name "Wanye Gretz" decided he'd like to start a little friendly fantasy salary cap pool at thesportingnews.com.

I enjoy a good friendly contest of intellect and jump at any opportunity to show off my cerebral bulk...but this was all that he could come up with, so I joined.  I created my team over the course of many days using complex mathematical formulae and in depth statistical analysis to come up with the ultimate in fantasy draft teamery.  

Turns out I forgot to carry a one and got off to a rocky start.  BUT!  I've made certain corrections and have slowly been creeping my way up the standings with one goal in mind:

And that is to take down Wanye Gretz's - Lord Sexington's Steeds.

Oh yes, the good "lord" is gonna get some...and soon.  As you can see in the picture below, I currently sit one spot below Mr. Gretz.
Well Mr. Gretz.  I'm here today to tell you that you better keep your head on a swivel buddy...cuz the PAIN TRAIN is coming.  What's that?  You only got 14 points last night?...to my 181!?!  Yeah...that's what I thought.

Volley to you, dear Sir.

Signed,

Gen. Winston J. Towelboy,  Supreme Allied Commander - European Campaign

5 comments:

  1. My my my.

    Consider the volley returned. Any interest in placing a friendly wager on the matter? Monetary or otherwise you decide.

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  2. OOoo...I shall think long and hard about something to wager...LONG and HARD.

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  3. What you both seem to have failed to recognized, is that sneaking up behind you (in a very sneakily fashion), The Monday Guys are very slowly gaining.
    at this rate, i'll be breathing down your neck in exactly...*calculates in head... 475 Months

    can that be right

    *looks down sadly

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  4. How come no SRB Cigarillos in the top 14? Oh right... I suck. Damn you crappy players!!!

    But I'm not last. Yay!

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