I LIED

It's been a while since I've posted anything on here.  It's bee a really long super duper mega platinum while, actually.

I was visiting one of my favorite sites on earth:  theoatmeal.com  the other day; it's one of my daily stops.  Matthew Inman is the creator of this hilarious site and he made a comic strip about knowingly telling lies, here and I thought it'd be fun to put an Edmonton Oiler twist on this meme he has created.

He was gracious enough to create a nice DIY meme template which I used here.  Thanks, Matt.

By the way, these are not necessarily MY beliefs of these situations; I'm merely projecting the thoughts of the masses that I read on twitter.

So here it goes!

 

-TB

Is This The Year: Revisited

Is This The Year?

Since I visit/post/read/laugh at this little corner of the Internet I created about once every 22 years or so, I thought it'd be fun to take the last post made on this site - which was a bunch of predictions for last season - and see how I made out in my prognostications.

I bet I got them ALL right!  ....

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Ales Hemsky plays almost an entire season and reaches that coveted "point per game" mark?  NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Dustin Penner further expands on his role a top line 30+ goal scorer?  NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that JF Jacques plays more than five whole games in a row before going on the IR list?  (Nope...he's already on the IR)  NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that the entire team doesn't succumb to Swine Flu/Mono/Broken Limbs/Erectile dysfunction? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Shawn Horcoff battles back into the good graces of Oiler fans with savvy veteran leadership and a solid 2-way game? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Sam Gagner starts to pile up the points like he did in Junior? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Theo Peckham sends someone from the Flame's organization to the infirmary thanks to a bone crushing hit? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that we don't have to listen to Mark Lee do the games on CBC? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Gilbert Brule scores 30? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Andrew Cogliano goes over 50% at the faceoff dot? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Tom Gilbert finally finds the perfect shoe to go with that European Carryall bag? YEP!!!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that one of the Edmonton rookies of MPS, Eberle or Hall lead in rookie scoring? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Tyler Seguin crashes and burns and makes the Hall pick look soooo good? COULD YOU PLEASE REPHRASE THE QUESTION?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Khabibulin plays more than 20 games on his way to Team MVP?  LOL, MVP!!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that the Oilers play exciting hockey, but finish with a top 3 pick in next year's draft? SORTA...YEP!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that the Oilers surprise everyone and make the playoffs? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Sheldon Souray plays the entire season with the AHL's Hershey Bears? I THINK SO! WHEN HE WASN'T INJURED.

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Stortini says "uhmm", "andhuh" and "youknow" 3,239 times in interviews over the course of the year? YEP!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that MacIntyre actually does his job as a Nuclear Deterrent and provides the younglings and little guys with the confidence to play without the fear of getting destroyed...while also scoring 5 goals? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Steve Smith scores one in his own net...from behind the bench? YEP! IT HAPPENED IN PRACTICE!! WE TALKIN' BOUT PRACTICE.

Is this the year!?!?  ...Curtis Foster makes everyone forget about that Souray fellow? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...Jim Vandermeer reaches 15,000 followers on Twitter? DUNNO, TOO LAZY TO LOOK.

Is this the year!?!?  ...the beer in Rexall goes DOWN a dollar in price? NOPE!

Is this the year!?!?  ...the Oilers decide on whether it's JDD or Dubnyk? SORTA, THIS PAST SUMMER THEY DID.

Is this the year!?!?  ...Ryan Jones proves why he was a better choice than Reddox? YEP!!!

Is this the year!?!?  ...Ryan Whitney provides stability on the back-end? YEP!! UNTIL HE BROKE HIS ANKLE.

Is this the year!?!?  ...I finally put a name and number on the back of my two blank Oiler jerseys? FAIL.

Is this the year!?!?  ...Bell TV gets Sportsnet One? YEP!

Is this the year!?!?  ...Tom Renney somehow earns coach of the year honours? NOPE!

Is This The Year?

With the NHL Regular season getting under way today (SQUEEEEE!!!!1!!), I thought it would be fun to sort of lay out my hopes and dreams for the upcoming season as far as my beloved Oilers are concerned.

I'm going to go with that "Is this the year?" thing the NHL had going on a while back in their marketings.

Let's get down and dirty, shall we?*

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Ales Hemsky plays almost an entire season and reaches that coveted "point per game" mark?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Dustin Penner further expands on his role a top line 30+ goal scorer?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that JF Jacques plays more than five whole games in a row before going on the IR list?  (Nope...he's already on the IR)

Is this the year!?!?  ...that the entire team doesn't succumb to Swine Flu/Mono/Broken Limbs/Erectile dysfunction?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Shawn Horcoff battles back into the good graces of Oiler fans with savvy veteran leadership and a solid 2-way game?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Sam Gagner starts to pile up the points like he did in Junior?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Theo Peckham sends someone from the Flame's organization to the infirmary thanks to a bone crushing hit?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that we don't have to listen to Mark Lee do the games on CBC?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Gilbert Brule scores 30?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Andrew Cogliano goes over 50% at the faceoff dot?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Tom Gilbert finally finds the perfect shoe to go with that European Carryall bag?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that one of the Edmonton rookies of MPS, Eberle or Hall lead in rookie scoring?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Tyler Seguin crashes and burns and makes the Hall pick look soooo good?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Khabibulin plays more than 20 games on his way to Team MVP?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that the Oilers play exciting hockey, but finish with a top 3 pick in next year's draft?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that the Oilers surprise everyone and make the playoffs?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Sheldon Souray plays the entire season with the AHL's Hershey Bears?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Stortini says "uhmm", "andhuh" and "youknow" 3,239 times in interviews over the course of the year?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that MacIntyre actually does his job as a Nuclear Deterrent and provides the younglings and little guys with the confidence to play without the fear of getting destroyed...while also scoring 5 goals?

Is this the year!?!?  ...that Steve Smith scores one in his own net...from behind the bench?

Is this the year!?!?  ...Curtis Foster makes everyone forget about that Souray fellow?

Is this the year!?!?  ...Jim Vandermeer reaches 15,000 followers on Twitter?

Is this the year!?!?  ...the beer in Rexall goes DOWN a dollar in price?

Is this the year!?!?  ...the Oilers decide on whether it's JDD or Dubnyk?

Is this the year!?!?  ...Ryan Jones proves why he was a better choice than Reddox?

Is this the year!?!?  ...Ryan Whitney provides stability on the back-end?

Is this the year!?!?  ...I finally put a name and number on the back of my two blank Oiler jerseys?

Is this the year!?!?  ...Bell TV gets Sportsnet One?

Is this the year!?!?  ...Tom Renney somehow earns coach of the year honours?

Is this the year!?!?  


LET'S DOOOOOOooooo THIS!!!!1!**


-TB




*that's what she said!
**that is also something she said.

Speaking of Wookiees

The new batch of kids were handed their numbered jerseys today. MPS will wear 91, Eberle will wear 14 and Hall was ceremoniously awarded Kevin Lowe's old number 4.

Not real earth-shatteringly shocking news.  But interesting none the less as I suppose this means they will all have a spot waiting for them on the roster - It's theirs to lose.

I can't wait for this season to start already.  It's going to be a lottery year again I think, but a least we might have some fun watching these guys play.

-TB

Photoshop Tuesday!

Nothing to do with hockey?   CHECK.

Nothing to do with Oilers?  CHECK.

Chewbacca content?  CHECK.


Three outta three aint bad!

You're welcome.

-TB

Bored On A Saturday Night

Fuck am I bored.

Long weekend, supposed to be off camping in one last hurrah of the the season.  Instead I'm in my basement clacking on my computer.  Had to cancel the trip due to a sick little one.  Boooo.

I decided, in my boredom, to make a desktop pic for my computer.  What better topic than the Oilers, right?

Yeah... so here it is:

GOILERS!!!1!

-TB

Getting Excited - UPDATED

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty excited about the upcoming season. So excited that I figured I needed to write about it. Ok, I am excited but I'm really only writing this right now to prove to Oilersnation stalwart commenter "Buck75" that my blog is indeed still active. I was planning on writing something about the upcoming season in the next week or so, but he just kicked my butt into doing it. No problem. I blog in my sleep.

So lets get started, shall we?

The topic of discussion I want to talk about is how Tambo's summer went from my point of view.

Short Answer: Great.

He started off by firing/reassigning the training staff. Awesome. I didn't like the way that one guy tossed Hemsky towels during a game last season. I'm no physiologicalist, but I think that towel toss may be the reason Hemsky bowed out of the season early with a shoulder injury.

He reassigned the great Pat Quinn higher up the ladder and stripped him of his coach-ship. Really, it's just a fancy way of firing without all the optics of a "firing". Renney has the reigns now. That's cool. I think Pat is a good hockey mind, but it was quite evident last season that he had no real pulse of his lineup - not that it was much of a lineup. Really nobody, except Penner, excelled during his reign. That should say something. Renney brings a more scientific approach to coaching, as well he seems to be more dialed in with his players. That being said, Renney doesn't scare the fuck out of me like Quinn does. Maybe that was part of Quinn's problem...who knows. Only time will tell I guess.

Tambo also unleashed his wrath on the roster. Nilsson, O'Sullivan and Moreau all were placed on waivers. Good riddance. I don't necessarily champion the idea of waiving your Captain...but, in my opinion, Moreau shouldn't have been named Captain to begin with. So...yah, that's a whole other blog. Moreau was picked up by Columbus off waivers, O'Sullivan was traded to Phoenix for Vandermeer (and then released by Phoenix - OUCH!). Nilsson signed in the KHL. Good stuff.

Tambellini also added a few peeps to the roster by acquiring some players via trades, free agent signings and re-upping some existing Oilers:

SAM GAGNER	C	21	SIGNED 2-YEAR CONTRACT AUGUST 29
LIAM REDDOX	LW	24	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT AUGUST 9
MARTIN GERBER	G	35	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT AUGUST 6
JEFF DESLAURIERS	G	26	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT JULY 31
GILBERT BRULE	C	23	SIGNED 2-YEAR CONTRACT JULY 27
RYAN O'MARRA	C	23	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT JULY 16
GREGORY STEWART	LW	24	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT JULY 16
THEO PECKHAM	D	22	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT JULY 15
J-F JACQUES	LW	25	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT JULY 14
DEVAN DUBNYK	G	24	SIGNED 2-YEAR CONTRACT JULY 13
SHAWN BELLE	D	25	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT JULY 13
BEN ONDRUS	RW	28	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT JULY 9
BRAD MORAN	C	31	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT JULY 7
TAYLOR HALL	LW	18	SIGNED 3-YEAR ENTRY LEVEL CONTRACT JULY 5
ALEXANDRE GIROUX	LW	29	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT AS A UFA JULY 3
STEVE MACINTYRE	LW	29	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT AS A UFA JULY 2
JASON STRUDWICK	D	34	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT AS A UFA JULY 2
RICHARD PETIOT	D	27	SIGNED 1-YEAR CONTRACT AS A UFA JULY 2
KURTIS FOSTER	D	28	SIGNED 2-YEAR CONTRACT AS A UFA JULY 1
JIM VANDERMEER	D	30	ACQUIRED FROM PHOENIX FOR PATRICK O'SULLIVAN JUNE 30
COLIN FRASER	C	25	ACQUIRED FROM CHICAGO FOR 6TH ROUND CHOICE (151ST OVERALL) IN 2010 DRAFT JUNE 24 & SIGNED TWO-YEAR CONTRACT WITH OILERS JULY 1
MAGNUS PAAJARVI-SVENSSON	LW	19	SIGNED 3-YEAR CONTRACT JUNE 2
LINUS OMARK	RW	23	SIGNED 2-YEAR CONTRACT APR. 6
CHRIS VANDE VELDE	RW	23	SIGNED 2-YEAR CONTRACT APR. 6

As you can see, plenty of depth/role players, some key re-signings and of course: Taylor Hall. There's also a plethora of, presumably, AHL players that were picked up over the summer. Good stuff. Setting up shop in Oklahoma over the summer was a catalyst to build a team that can at least compete. The shitshow in Springfield last year was atrocious. Come to think of it - the NHL team wasn't much better. It did get us Hall though. YEAH!

The only RFA waiting to be re-signed is Cogliano. From what I've read there is a deal on the table and it's pretty much in Cogliano's hands at this point. Obviously there's a bit of a gap between the two sides. I'm sure it will be agreed upon in the near future.

What else did Tambo do? Oh yeah...He let Pisani go out to pasture (signed with Chicago) and he also will apparently let the newlywed Comrie have an extended honeymoon by not re-signing him. It's probably for the best. Sad to see both of them go, but there's a lot of young talent bubbling under the surface here that the team needs to have a good look at.

Tambo also had plenty of drama to deal with this summer. There's the Souray thing and of course this whole Khabibulin thing. Tambo has been trying to deal Souray since the end of last season. As you can imagine, there's not much of a market for an oft-injured, old, high salaried player that doesn't have that "team player" aura. Tambellini waived Souray...nobody wanted him...even at half price. That's a kick to the junk from Souray's point of view. Well, I suppose it's a kick to the junk to the Oilers too. :(

Khabibulin just got his sentence the other day for his DUI trial in Phoenix. His lawyers appealed the sentence, further delaying any real resolution. This seemed to catch Tambellini a bit off guard. The plus to all this is that by appealing the sentence it makes Khabibulin available for training camp and the beginning of the season. From what I've read the appeal process can drag on forever - perhaps even to next summer.

That's pretty much it for the major news hits from the Oilers over the summer. It's hard to believe summer is almost over. Rookie camp kicks off in a couple weeks and main camp is shortly after that. Unreal.

So, back to the beginning of all this rambling. Why am I excited?

Mostly because of these beauties: (nohomo)

Who saw this coming?!? Not Buck75...that's who didn't see this coming.

-TB

UPDATE:

P.S.  Don't click here.