A few weeks ago a certain founding member of Oilersnation.com that goes by the name "Wanye Gretz" decided he'd like to start a little friendly fantasy salary cap pool at thesportingnews.com.
I enjoy a good friendly contest of intellect and jump at any opportunity to show off my cerebral bulk...but this was all that he could come up with, so I joined. I created my team over the course of many days using complex mathematical formulae and in depth statistical analysis to come up with the ultimate in fantasy draft teamery.
Turns out I forgot to carry a one and got off to a rocky start. BUT! I've made certain corrections and have slowly been creeping my way up the standings with one goal in mind:
And that is to take down Wanye Gretz's - Lord Sexington's Steeds.
And that is to take down Wanye Gretz's - Lord Sexington's Steeds.
Oh yes, the good "lord" is gonna get some...and soon. As you can see in the picture below, I currently sit one spot below Mr. Gretz.
Well Mr. Gretz. I'm here today to tell you that you better keep your head on a swivel buddy...cuz the PAIN TRAIN is coming. What's that? You only got 14 points last night?...to my 181!?! Yeah...that's what I thought.
Volley to you, dear Sir.
Volley to you, dear Sir.
Signed,
Gen. Winston J. Towelboy, Supreme Allied Commander - European Campaign
